The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming - it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
my spirit animal
leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:
“boys will be boys”
“he’s a guy, he can’t help it”
“that’s just how men are”
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
i like how in america a ‘goon’ is a fool but in australia it’s a refreshing morning drink to start the day
cultural variances are so cute
Also a major part of the game ‘goon of fortune’. That takes me back to my childhood, gathering all the other children from the street and standing underneath the hills hoist in anticipation of the good old goon sack.
In sex ed the guys had to describe their perfect girl to class. one of the guys is gay and he stood up in front of the class cleared his throat and said “she would have a penis.” and sat back down.
david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
