minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

lolzpicx:

Who wore it better?

lolzpicx:

Who wore it better?

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

When teachers try to do more than go over the syllabus the first day of class

shitmawrterssay:

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biggerbadderlatterday:

elderschrader:

spookymormon:

i hate the assumption that it’s gay for a guy to do performing arts because last time i checked it was a lot more homosexual to be tackled by a bunch of sweaty guys than it was to spend time with a bunch of girls who fawn over you and get changed in front of you

When you see a successful text post and the url is one of your kind. You made it bro. You made it.

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hooksandplans:

Actors who are ridiculously passionate about the characters they play keep me young

hooksandplans:

Actors who are ridiculously passionate about the characters they play keep me young

mewiet:

unimpressedcats:

romeow romeow where for art thou romeow 

Deny thy human and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I’ll no longer be a Catulet.

mewiet:

unimpressedcats:

romeow romeow where for art thou romeow 

Deny thy human and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I’ll no longer be a Catulet.

pleaseletmetouchyourbutt:

my sense of humor is so warped

i mean

i don’t laugh at actual jokes

i laugh at things like:

I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT

NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT