replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
When teachers try to do more than go over the syllabus the first day of class
i hate the assumption that it’s gay for a guy to do performing arts because last time i checked it was a lot more homosexual to be tackled by a bunch of sweaty guys than it was to spend time with a bunch of girls who fawn over you and get changed in front of you
When you see a successful text post and the url is one of your kind. You made it bro. You made it.